How Can I Help You?

Diverting from the original plan of posting a blog about the alleged charges placed against one ________<-------(insert name) for the possession of__________<--------(insert controversial object here) and risking subsequent defamation (OMFG) , I decided to post an entry about my work: Conveyors of Fine Quality Chicken LOL jks Red Rooster.

Its gotta be red, but in my opinion it has to be dead. Because if it was red, doesn't it mean that it's raw? I am willing to risk salmonella (strange that it has the word salmon?) just because I wanna eat some raw non-dead chicken? Did you know that chickens delivered to Red Rooster still have heads? Or at least I think so...it could be their butts...
Moving on...

I witness a strange and fascinating array of customers, from my position of Cashier (prestigious, I know), from the violent, deaf and hyperactive just to name a few.
And then there is the just plain stupid who order things like : A bacon burger without the bacon, or the opposite: a fillet burger with bacon. And people who come in drive threw, waiting over 5 minutes just to buy a drink, when they could have walked into the store, bought a drink and then left...

And last night, I fell victim to a con-artist. A woman, early twenties ordered a nugget quickfix (3 nuggets, bag of chips and a small drink, $4.95). Somehow the kitchenhands forgot her order and in their haste, took 3 nuggets from a kids meal and put them in the quickfix box instead. I handed the woman her quickfix and she drove off.

Approximately five minutes later the woman returned, stating that she only got one nugget. Of course, this was not true, as I, another cashier and the kitchenhand all saw three nuggets go into the quickfix box. Obviously the woman was unsatisfied with only three nuggets and decided to return for more. WTF
Anyways it is an unspoken rule that one does not argue with the customer, the customer is always right, even if it is blatantly obvious that they are not. So much to my displeasure the woman left with fresh chips and more nuggets.

I hope it goes straight to her thighs.

Oh and by the way, did you know that the tropicana has a whopping 4000kjs?

Yum...